Hello. My name is Theron Heir. IÂm a deposed Nigerian General. And I have
an amazing money making opportunity for you!
On Wednesday, Oct. 6, I will be signing copies of the latest ÂRudy ParkÂ
comic strip compilation: ÂPeace, Love and Lattes. The book signing will
held at Books, Inc. in San FranciscoÂs Marina neighborhood (address and
details below).
The book signing will also feature the extraordinary talents of Darrin
Bell, the illustrator of Rudy Park, and also a deposed Nigerian general and
member of the countryÂs royal family.
As in the case of last yearÂs book signing, Darrin and I will have prepared
a dance routine and elaborate light show. We also will be answering
questions about the strip, and fending off personal advances.
But, youÂre wondering: How is this a money making opportunity for you?
Simple. Darrin and I, in addition to creating the nationally syndicated
ÂRudy Park comic strip, are deposed Nigerian generals. I think that should
about clear up any questions about our ability to help you make a buck.
ALSO: the Rudy Park books are rapidly becoming collectors items. They are
available only through this one-time offer, or if you go to any bookstore,
or to Amazon.com, or if you rummage through the garbage where copies have
probably been thrown out by my neighbors.
See you in October!
Theron
DETAILS:
WHAT: Rudy Park Book Signing
WHERE: Books, Inc., 2251 Chestnut Street (415-931-3633)
WHEN: 7:30 p.m.
